From the creator of the hugely popular, “10 Signs You’re Sleeping With A Mammy Water” comes another blockbuster; this one is for the ladies. Read on to discover if you’re being prepared for a “special purpose”
1, You show no affection of any sort to each other. No hugging, no holding hands, no saying “I love you”, nothing.
2, The first time he took you to his friends, they asked “Is that her?” And he said “Yes”. Since then they’ve been giving you dubious looks but as far as you’re concerned, it’s because you’re such a hot babe.
3, You disrespect him in public and even slap him sometimes yet all he says is “I’m sorry baby”
4, You flirt with other men in his presence and he knows for a fact that you’re cheating on him but he doesn’t care.
5, The few times you try to cook for him, he shouts at you and asks: “Do you want to spoil the merchandise”?
6, He never takes you anywhere near his family. In fact, you don’t even know if he has one.
7, Every month, he takes you to an old man in a remote village who keeps saying “Remain small” but you couldn’t care less because you’re busy with the BB Q10 he just bought you.
8, When he buys you gifts, all you say is “Mary’s own is more expensive” and immediately, he goes to buy you something more expensive than Mary’s.
9, No matter what he does for you, you never say thank you and he doesn’t care.
10, He’s always telling you “Life is short, enjoy it while it lasts”.
If all this describes your man, my sister I pity you o!
